Bubbling anger boiling slowly

I am so bloody angry. Why I hear you ask. Because. That's why. Most things make me angry in a way only the true turbulent can explain. I have a habit of putting things in to my top 5- drinks, movies, friends etc. You get the idea. So, top 5 rage starters (in no order):

1. When it rains and it's windy. Arrgghhhh! Your hair gets in your face, the umbrella tuns inside out and it's a certainty a car will splash you with a wave of muddy water.
2. Sinita. Oh my fucking God! FUCK OFF!!!
3. Being rushed. Sure I rush the fuck out of people but don't rush me. I will take as long as I want and if you don't like it, tough.
4. My husband. I don't need to say anything else. Our partners are the ingrowing hairs we just love to pick.
5. Bad dress sense with the old. Completey irrational but there is NO NEED! Look in the mirror before you leave the bloody house and never wear the same sort of clothes your 8 year daughter wears. You are not Peter wanky Pan!

That is all I can write today as I am now too angry due to thinking about all the bollocks that grinds my gears. I'm off to drink a glass of wine and chill out. Yes, I can relax.